These days, video game movies are much better than they were in the 1990s and early 2000s, when they were misguided and notoriously bad. The popular Sonic the Hedgehog movie franchise, which began in 2020 with a video game adaptation that surprised everyone with its quality and financial success and was followed by an equally impressive box office and critical reception in 2022, has been one of the biggest contributors to this enormous sea change. Given how Sonic the Hedgehog 2 concluded, it was all but certain that the recognizable blue blur would return.
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Thursday, 4 April 2024
Sonic The Hedgehog 3
Tuesday, 26 March 2024
Redeeming Love
I like the irony she uses. One of the opening scenes is in a city where men pick numbers to have sex with a particular prostitute. Whoever gets lucky, gets to sleep with her. Or come back tomorrow and pay to pick another number till he is lucky enough to sleep with her.
The city is called "Pair-a-Dice'' like Paradise.
The brothel for prostitutes is called a Palace.
The main prostitute is called "Angel".
Funny thing is, when Michael Hosea realizes that Angel is the one God wants him to marry, he laughs and says "God sure does have a sense of humor". More like "Oluwa, you dey whine me?"
Okay, just in case you don't know Hosea, let me give you a background story.
Hosea is that guy (one of the minor prophets in the Bible) that God asked to marry a whore. It sounds ridiculous, right? Yes, I know.
So God wanted to use the life of Hosea as a pictorial representation of how much he loved the Israelites and how they kept on following other gods. Hence, they were committing adultery and running away from their true love.
So Hosea married a prostitute. And she kept running away.
The casting, the acting, the story telling. It was amazing. But, it's Francine Rivers. It's expected.
If you're wondering why you should watch this movie (what's my business with Hosea and Gomer? Who cares about God and the Israelites?), well you can just watch it for love (the romance in it.)
But just in case you're confused in your Christian journey, this is the spark of hope you've been waiting for.
God's love is unconditional. His love is redeeming. He's ever ready. His arms are ever open. He's saying "Come to daddy."
It's left to you.
Friday, 22 March 2024
Do Revenge
This Vengeful Mean Girl Teen Movie Is a Delicious Delight
The film’s tongue may be planted squarely in its cheek but it still recognizes the lurid pleasures to be had in a well-deployed pop-culture reference. Add in the requisite makeover-to-get-the-popular-girls-to-like-you montage, a titillating closeup of a croquet mallet during a pivotal scene, a Fat Boy Slim needle-drop that’ll have you wondering whether “Bittersweet Symphony” will also make the cut — not to mention the presence of Sarah Michelle Gellar herself — and you’ve got the makings of an instantly quotable classic.
With a late-in-the-film twist that’s best left unspoiled and a thematic throughline about why we’re so eager and so comfortable vilifying (and in turn glorifying) such villainy in teenage girls, “Do Revenge” is a frothy delight. It’s no accident its most affecting scene is set to Billie Eillish’s disarming and ironically-titled tune “Happier Than Ever.” Almost functioning like a distillation of Robinson’s film, Eillish’s song begins like a wounded confession and eventually roars itself into a rancorous cacophony, capturing the plights and slights of teenage heartbreak and despair. Song and film alike ask you to lose yourself in such raw emotion — to excuse, even, the intentionally playful grammar faux-pas in its title and to revel instead, in its ultimately winking moral of a tale.
Thursday, 21 March 2024
Damsel
Anyone who has seen the trailer or has even a passing understanding of the plot will find that the opening thirty minutes leading up to the wedding "twist" feel particularly drawn out. Shock! When Elodie is Thrown into a cave rife with dragons, it's almost a relief. Director of 28 Weeks Later Juan Carlos Fresnadillo provides some powerful visual effects, and the dragon (voiced resentfully by Shohreh Aghdashloo) is portrayed so vividly that you truly feel Elodie is in danger all the time. However, it appears that other world-building components, including some dubious wigs and rather traditional production design, were cut from the budget in order to make room for that.
“Traditionally the princess is always the victim, all the way through,” Damsel director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo tells Empire in the 2024 Preview issue. “But here she has to save herself; no-one is coming to help her. I always had a strong connection with medieval fantasy stories, especially the ones with a fairy-tale aspect. But this one literally turns those upside-down. I love this dark take on these stories, and how it makes them into a contemporary adventure.” Upside-down, you say? No surprise that it’s Brown in the central role, then.
If Elodie is rewriting the traditional damsel in distress script, so too is the flame-breathing foe she’ll be facing off against. The plan is to create a dragon unlike any you’ve seen before. “The benchmark of dragons is so high,” admits Fresnadillo. “We worked hard on a new concept, a really great meeting point between fantasy creature [and] real. The dragon in this movie is a character, not only a beast but also something else.” Flame on.
Fresnadillo said that he loved Dan Mazeau’s script for Damsel, which embraced the idea of a fantasy adventure and a princess and dragon story, but turned it “into a place [where] it’s completely upside down.” The Spanish filmmaker told Tudum, “It was a very intense journey that I was so excited to design and to develop. At the core, this is such a beautiful story about a young woman becoming a strong, independent, and empowered adult. Elodie doesn’t have any kind of support. It’s a real survival experience.”
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Tuesday, 19 March 2024
After Everything
Even though After Everything is thought to be the last movie of the After franchise, there are multiple spinoffs planned. Todd's novella Before is from Hardin's point of view, and it shows the character before he met Tessa, how he feels about Tessa at certain points during After, and where the characters end up. Going forward, there are tentative plans to adapt Before to screen, but because the character will be aged down, Fiennes Tiffin will not return to play Hardin.
The fifth and final instalment of the After franchise finds Hardin struggling to move forward. Besieged by writer's block and the crushing breakup with Tessa, Hardin travels to Portugal in search of a woman he wronged in the past – and to find himself," the official synopsis from Prime Video reads. "Hoping to win back Tessa, he realises he needs to change his ways before he can make the ultimate commitment."
Saturday, 16 March 2024
Madame Web
Marvel’s junky spin-off is a tangled mess
Our Spidey senses are starting to tingle again!
Dakota Johnson lazily leads an incompetent attempt to set up a new character, made almost incoherent by last-minute changes
Tuesday, 12 March 2024
One Life
"A powerful, superbly acted tale of bravery and unsung heroism"
British stockbroker Nicholas Winton visits Czechoslovakia in the 1930s and forms plans to assist in the rescue of Jewish children before the onset of World War II, in an operation that came to be known as the Kindertransport.
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